That is when Hobo Lobo decided to sue the mayor and the city government for breach of contract.
The judge demanded to see the contract in question and was not satisfied with the explanation that it was a verbal agreement. Lobo was deemed in contempt of the court for bringing up a frivolous suit.
What's more, the mayor countersued the Lobo for blackmail and extortion and won—now he owed a large damage sum and the cost of two trials.
“Today on Chuck Krispin Tells It How It Is: hardcore pornographic leftists, liberal sympathizers, and a heartwarming tale of pure hatred. But first, in the studio with us is none other than the mayor—welcome mayor.”
“Thanks for having me, Chuck. Love your show, never miss it. It's like journalism—only better.”
“Thank you, thank you. Now, earlier today you have resoundingly beaten some very serious charges levied against you in civil court. Care to tell us about dealing with people who’ve clearly divorced themselves from reality?”
“Sure. You see, Chuck, Hamelin is the greatest, richest and freest village known to man—it is a testament to our exceptionalism that our judiciary is free to impartially evaluate the claims of both the upright public servant and his shameless bully. Justice was served today.”